You've probably gotten those calls from people who want to sell you stuff, and they just don't seem to go away, right? Here are some funny ways to freak out and totally annoy those people who totally annoy you ;-) Oh, and if you have some you want to add just IM or E-mail me!!!
1. Pick up the phone and breathe noisily until he/she hangs up.
2. Speak gibberish, or a different language (if you know one).
3. Keep repeating, "Alo? Alo? Who ees dees?" in a funny accent.
4. Say, "Hello, welcome to Pizza Hut, (your name here) speaking. How may I help you?"
5. Say, "City morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em!!!"
6. You: Hello?
He/she: Hi. May I speak to...
You: OMG OMG OMG!!! I WON 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!! I WON!!! I WON!!!! I WON ONE MILLI0ON DOLLARS!!! Now start calling over family over to the phone
(hopefully they'll be in on the joke). Chances are the telemarketer will hang up.
7. You: Hello?
He: Hi. may I speak to _____?
You: Do you want Amanda Hugnkiss?
He: No...
You: Good, because if you did, you'd be gay.
(This one only works if the telemarketer is a guy.)
8. He/she: Hello. may I speak to Mr./Mrs. _____?
Now act like they said your name wrong.
You: We will when you learn to say my name right!!!
(Submitted by Jacinta ^^)